Bravo Squad

This evening at the Bush household . . .


Ryan: We are going to be Bravo Squad. What's your code name?

Zack: Zachary Ryan Bush

Ryan: No, your code name. A secret name that no one else knows.

Zack: Eye

Ryan: (laughs)

Zack: What's your JACKET name daddy?

Ryan: What, my jacket name?

Zack: Your COAT name.

Ryan: I don't know. What should my code name be?

Zack: Eye

Ryan: Never in the history of code names has someone had such a bad code name, let alone two people in the same squad having the same name. What should my code name be?

Zack: Butt

Ryan: Done and done!


After this transpired, Bravo Squad then proceeded to hide behind the ottoman and assault me with a barrage of rocket fire.