This evening at the Bush household . . .
Ryan: We are going to be Bravo Squad. What's your code name?
Zack: Zachary Ryan Bush
Ryan: No, your code name. A secret name that no one else knows.
Zack: What's your JACKET name daddy?
Ryan: What, my jacket name?
Zack: Your COAT name.
Ryan: I don't know. What should my code name be?
Ryan: Never in the history of code names has someone had such a bad code name, let alone two people in the same squad having the same name. What should my code name be?
Ryan: Done and done!
After this transpired, Bravo Squad then proceeded to hide behind the ottoman and assault me with a barrage of rocket fire.